Harry’s lyric change in I Want in Detroit. 6/1/1
“Blow a kiss, Blow a job” & “Different dick every night”
Haz, you dog, you!
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i’m about to cry
my brother told me that only today he found out that LGBT stood for les/gay/bi/trans instead of lettuce green bacon tomato
he looked at me and he had tears in his eyes and he said in the most horrified voice
i’ve been telling people i like LGBT sandwiches okay that means i’ve been having gay sandwiches
then he started to cry and ran off and yelled
they all think i’ve had gay threesomes!!!!!
i’m actually crying omg
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my poor child
so what like are we just supposed to grab our friends/random strangers and scream “ARE YOU MY SON/DAUGHTER FROM A NEAR BUT NOT TOO NEAR FUTURE?!” cos i think that’s frowned upon in society.
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